“sam and max is like the police if they were truly skibidi” -max (me), 2024

professional quote i swear (trust)

 intro  what’s up gang bangers it’s me the man of many names (JAY DOUBLE U MAXWELL FAXWELL🗣️🗣️🗣️)
quick max fax:
- i sit down to pee
- my existence is probably illegal under this president
- i intend to make a patreon 3 years from now for my sillier content
- i’m max irl genuinely he’s me i am him

 i.  tw: i’m a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 fr just lmk.. COWABUNGA (no but seriously every few weeks i get a little 🦄 and make suggestive art so if ur uncomfy sorry..,, hahahhehehHAHAHAHHAAH) ii.  stupid idiot freshman GRRHhj iii.  “HEY SAM LET’S DO THE TISMATIC TANGO !!!” iv.  saxomophone player 🎷 v.  TONE TAGS!! those are not necessary for me at all but i will use them if you need and i do indeed use them responsibly vi.  sam & max is a great franchise you should get into it (trust me you should i’m actually max in disguise)

❝ EVER HAD YOUR PEELED EPIDERMIS INFLATED LIKE A PARTY BALLOON ? ❞

in case ur deeply in love with me and wanna follow me lovingly like a brainless duckling follows a crocodile
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c.ai🫁: i may weep openly / chicken emoji (alt)
ibispaint x🐓: jay w / winkle tinkle (oblivious acc)

 🏁  notice the pattern of max’s intense man kissing

𝄞⨾𓍢ִ໋ “music to drive recklessly by”
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༘⋆📼˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚today’s sponsor is bbcand also my dogs!!! casper and stitch i love them dearly
even though casper is a dummy

look at my AWESOME non-lethal artu should totally check out my ibis,, and other stuff i post on
it would make u super cool and stuff and in return i wont burn down your house